Autobiography of a looser

Kya boring zindagi hai yaar… kch karne ko he nahi hai… ab man bhar gya hai sabhi cheezon se… saala jo karne chalo pura to hota nahi… cricket ki coaching li but ball abhi bhi seedhe nahi jaati… football seekha got a fracture in my leg… athlete banne chla fail ho gya… socha gana gaate hain… indial idol main gya… faale unhone main bhi nikaal diya… pdai karne ki koshish kari phir bhi rayat main he admission mila… din raat music seekha but ab keyboard he nahi hai… rock show krane ki sochi apna beep kat gya… GPS ki conference krani chahi faale koi support he nahi mila… Minerva kraya tu kutta bna diya… Minerva choda to eccentric bna diya… programming seekhi to geek bol diya… SIS design karne ki koshish kari to saath waalon ne saath chod diya… computer club kholne ki koshish kari to saale ne scheme daal di… philosophy main interest liya to bc khajjal he ho gya… socha mess chlate hain… hramiyon ne mujhe bhi jla diya… strike krayi to ghar phone kar diya… fb pe update kiya kra pure college main shor kar diya… college ke liye kaam kiya to saalon ne worker he samjh liya… mna kar diya to degree ki he beep beep kar di… class main kch samjh aata nahi… sessional pdta main nahi… roote roote bhi thak gya hai looser but kre kya i am not the chooser… novel likhi beech main he reh gayi… research karne chale the khud he kho gaye… library gaye to so gaye… concept samjhne chale to supply aa gayi… ab degree to chal rahi hai but 70 pratichat par nahi hai… class main jao to question poochti hain ghar jao to sirf gaaliyan he padti hain… kabhi kabhi main sochta hn ki main kyon itna sochta hn… main jo bhi karta hn wo ulta he kyon hota hai roti to main bhi mess ki he khata hn…

ek do teech char main ho gya hn lachaar

stomach is paining badly… i say it very sadly… kch nahi ho sakta mera mujhe pta hai…

ek do teen char ab bas karo yeh atyachaar….

thak gya hn main rote rote… ae mere watan ke logon de do mujhe thodi si masti… trust me mujhme hain bahut chusti…

mere jokes bahut bekaar hain… is lchaar par hue bade atyachaar hain…

ab kya karun kya na karun… khajjal hua pda hn main… koi kehta eccentric koi kehta duffer hn main…

ab reh gayi main aur meri tanhai… aur janne ke liye padte rahiye onedamnlife one fucking damn life///

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2 responses

  1. cool !!
    eccentric !!

  2. Buddy Don’t give up !! Me too passed from something like same situations… but you have to fight..

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